johanna

@cafe_.disco on insta

My name is johanna and my insta is @cafe_.disco

by cowboyeet August 28, 2021

Johanna

Johanna is always the pretty girl she’s very funny and you can trust her but she as trust issues sometimes really insecure about herself but no matter how her day is going or how she’s feeling she’s always trying to make people happy and make people laugh so she’s very funny, Johanna is very loyal the best girlfriend you can ever have has to be named Johanna their very attractive and beautiful their very kid and carrying about others they can always make your day better and they can always make you laugh.

Girl 1: did you meet that pretty and kid girl?
Girl 2: yeah!! Her name is Johanna right?
Girl 1: Yes!! She’s really nice and beautiful

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Johanna Ward

She wins the hot mommy award every year she’s cute smart and tenacious and so lovely that you’ll let her lame dad jokes slide. She’ll also show you what a box fan is. “We are relationship goals” -Johanna-

Johanna Ward did two box fans in front of me the other night.

by AwJohannaNow October 20, 2023

Johanna

Johanna has the biggest gyaat known to history

Johanna has a big gyat

by Asianmaster64 May 3, 2024

Johanna

Johanna is a very good friend, who'll always be there for you. If you meet a Johanna, never let her go. She is beautiful from the inside and looks stunning from the outside too. She's warm-hearted, caring, adorable and loves to hang out with her best friends. Never break her heart, she won't forget it. Johannas often have problems with their relationships, because many boays want them, but as she finds the one, their relationship will last forever.

She is a very popular girl but doesn't get arrogant. Everyone likes her.
But Johannas also want to be carried on hands when they are with boys, whatever wether they are friends, best friends or in a relationship. You will always have fun with a Johanna.

Oh man Johanna is the coolest girl I've ever met. I'm so f*cking in love with her!

by ilyILYilyILY October 29, 2017

Johanna

Johanna is the girl of your dreams. She is very smart and funny. And is often a model.

Johanna is a real beauty
I wish I could look more like Johanna

by Hsgshksllel December 11, 2016

Johanna Wagstaff

Johanna Wagstaff is a weird woman who loves to grind with tectonic plates. You can usually see her in Vancouver trying to create an earth-quake by grinding with the sand causing quicksand.

today I saw on the news that johanna wagstaff had finally caused the mega-thrust earthquake in Vancouver by grinding as hard as she could with the tectonic plates. the reporter asked johanna how it started she said "the connection I feel with the tectonic plates is stronger than extreme weather and climate change #science valentines so I fucked them and fuck all the people who say otherwise because my goal has finally come true". after that she was arrested

by Soggy jane April 16, 2018