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Jackoffphobia

Fear of people who masturbate privately or publicly with their hands or any other tool.
(beating their meat, waddling their widdle, scuffing their meatballs, rubbing the mouse hole)
1. "Emily stop being Jackoffphoic! We all know you used to do it!" - Emily's friend

2. The man walked into an Italian deli, he saw that a black man was wanking his spaghetti and he ran away, the man thought he was racist, when he was jackoffphobic, sorry tyrone.

3. A man watched Tom And Jerry and saw that Tom was sticking his fist into the Jerry's mouse hole (in the wall) and switched the TV off running away from the house, this man is experiencing jackoffphobia.
by Masturphile July 9, 2016
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Jackoffphilia

1. The continuing habit of jerking/jacking off until you have 1 sperm left that you will save for when you are stranded in the middle of the ocean (for protein).

2. Professionalism in masturbating, using professional tools or just a karate technique.
- "Jack is such a Jackoffphile, My uncle works in facebook and he says Jack has my timeline as his homepage" - Emily

- A man entered an Italian deli and ordered spaghetti and meatballs, as the waiter left, he began to scuff the meatballs and widdle the spaghetti, He is later diagnosed with level 5 Jackoffphilia and had to seek medication.

- "You should try to surprise yourself every now and then, try taking classes, I know some good Jackoffphilics that would love to help!"
by Masturphile July 9, 2016
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Jackoff

One who your father-in-law disapproves of to marry his daughter.
Billy D: Matt’s a jackoff. Don’t marry him.
by BIGfish50 May 14, 2020
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Degenerate Jackoffs

How you and the boys feel after watching wolf of Wall Street, drinking like fish and bang chicks
John: Yo why does Ashley hate us so much?
Bill: I think it’s because we are degenerate jackoffs
John: Oh shit fuck yeah
by Johnny Wilkes BoofPack March 21, 2021
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jock off

Male athletic aficionado who masturbates.

The act of masturbation by a male athletic aficionado.

Any male who masturbates while observing other males in the locker room.
Paul sure is a jock off. Yeah, I know. He jocked off again in the locker room this afternoon.
by Jersey Avery April 20, 2008
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Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women

BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is
We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG
by one pissed off mama March 24, 2011
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Jackoffasour

A weird duck billed creature with webbed feet from the television show South Park.
The jackoffasour escaped from his cage.
by puredude3 May 19, 2007
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