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jehovah jiving jesus junkies

Another terminology for ya jesus believing godgobbers.Especially of (but not exclusive of)christian evangelicals, pentecostals, revivalist gatherings etc, and people who roll around the aisles and stages at one Benny Hinn's many fraudulent, hoax healing type shenanigans.
Typical of people who never shut up about jesus and their frigging god and other nauseatingly repetitive religious stuff. Also a terminology of all religious devotees of jesus based cults, from catholics to mormons, from anglicans to presbyterians to zionists. The whole a to z of jesus gobbers.
Anybody who is consumed by religion, from popes to priests, bishops to nuns, mother superiors to reverends,etc,etc,.......and all their indoctrinated followers !
We opened our front door and there was 2 white shirted blokes on the verandah. They immediately launched into... "Hello, we are from the church of jesus christ of latter day saints, and we'd like to talk to you about......",,,,,,,,
"ARHH FUCKING HECK !, it's the bloody mormons !" shouted me misses. "Piss off ya dopey fucking jehovah jiving jesus junkies !", I added for good measure. The little lady then gave 'em a parting send off with, "Yeh, fuck off and don't come back, we're Atheists ya silly pricks !"
They never did come back !
by Frosty Grego March 5, 2008
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Jocing

To Joce someone means to talk to them through out their stay in jail. The Jocer expects the Jocee to stay loyal and not cheat on them - hold them down .
"Girl, I heard that Nisha been jocing RayRay ass in jail."
"Mhmm tea bitchh , I hope she don't mess over him ."
by Forevered12 April 12, 2015
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Juicing

When a woman shoves a towel inside her vagina and squeezes her legs, causing her juice to be absorbed in the towel, and then slaps her partner in the face with it.
Dude, that girl juiced me so hard she bruised my face!

I don't know if I like juicing or Pussy Slap more.
by Mr. Handlebars July 21, 2012
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Juicing

A word for when a woman has an orgasm with female ejaculation.
"I fucked my girlfriend so hard, she started juicing on my cock."
by Druid Master October 26, 2012
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Jiving

When one screams like a goat into a woman's vagina.
Bertha: I am so close
Chris: starts jiving
Bertha: Cums
by Bertha Longbottom May 7, 2018
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Juicing

When a women is riding a man and she combines bouncing and grinding while making her P tighter each time she bounces. The goal is to make him feel like his is being juiced.
She started juicing me. Bruh best feeling ever 😐.
by 👑Royalty👑 July 12, 2016
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Juicing Off

Masturbating with the same hand motions you would use to juice a lemon or orange. This often requires an excessive amount of lubricant.
"You know that picture of you and your parents at graduation? I was juicing off to that last night."
by Erik Schmitt June 19, 2011
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