Jenet

Jenet is a females name meaning a concieted yet beautiful young person in search of love.

Ex.
"your acting like a Jenet"
"huh?"
"you think your queen of the world"
"oh, duhh!; i am"
"ughh..."

by tweedle.dee&tweedle.dooo! x3 February 28, 2011

Jewlet

A cute Jewish infant

Wow...watch those Jewlets play with that dreidel

by B. Zucksz February 6, 2008

Jeanett

The most beautiful woman you'll ever meet. A normal name in Scandinavia, as they have the biggest penises in the whole world, and thus Jeanett has the best pussy

You see his smile? Yeah. He had sex with Jeanett last night.

by Potato-Carrot May 15, 2016

Jewnetics

The genetic coding of an ashkenazi or sefardic organism, often producing a displeasing phenotype of thick, curly hair, large eyebrows, a prominent nose, and a predilection for mild neuroses and observational humor

"You can try to hide the byproducts of your jewnetics with straight-ironed hair, a yarmulke, or even a Burberry scarf, but your true roots will find a way to shine through!"

by Sarah Barker September 5, 2008

Jewentines Day

Jewentines Day is the Saturday before Valentines Day (The 14th Of February).

As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.

Husband: Happy Jewentines Day day baby!

Wife: Love you ya cheap bastard!

by SlyD0g February 9, 2019

Jennetric Bill

A monthly bill from a woman named Jenn who lured you into sex for the sole purpose of child support.

Friend:“Hey man! Why don’t you ever have any money?”

Me: Cause I have to pay my Jennetric bill

by Dr Gunz June 10, 2019

Jenette:)

Jenette is an amazing friend, she will always be there for you if you need help she will help you with anything , she beautiful and kind when you first see Jenette she might look scary because she has a rbf but she actually a sweetheart, she gives the best advice I couldn’t ask for a better friend to have, she brings the joy in my life she a rebel she loves to vape but she isn’t a fein , she does love her puff bars tho . But In conclusion she an amazing friend she will do anything for them I mean anything she will fight someone for you . And one last thing don’t ever talk shit about Jenette’s friends or family because she will fight you no matter what and she always on her phone watching TikTok and she obsessed with dancing the mop “I get the party lit outside “ she loves that dance so if you like Jenette play that song and she will love you forever.
And one last thing don’t ever I mean DONT ever take away Jenette’s phone because she will BITE YOURE ARM OFF AND RIP YOURE HEAD OFF LIKE RILEY DID:)

Jenette:)- I get the party lit outside mop mop

Girl1 - can I see your phone

Jenette-:) NOOOO 😡
Girl2- WHY NOT

Jenette:)- IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE

by Joyleen:) March 30, 2020