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dick jewelry

A girl. The expression comes from the fact that many girls are merely symbols of achievement for males. A ring is a symbol of wealth or achievement worn on the finger; similarly a girl is a symbol of achievement worn on the dick. In simpler terms: a girl is nothing more than something hopefully pretty that you wear on your dick, like the ring from above.
John: Man, Robs chick is hot!!
Phil: Yeah, shes one fine piece of dick jewelry
by Phil McCrakin October 16, 2006
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Jewterrican

Hey that new guy Pablo yeah, he is a Jewterrican
by Charger101 February 8, 2009
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jewverty

Jewish poverty. When a jew cries hes broke and doesnt want to pay. Basicly all jews are in a state of jewverty f.s.I.
I told a guy he owed me for some work and he cried jewverty
by free skakel December 4, 2013
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Jewlez Syndrome

the worst of all syndromes started on COD zombies here a young girl was struck down so many times she was given a syndrome it is extremely contagious and if possible avoided at all costs. the symptoms for said syndrome are as follows: an unwanted increase of physical gravity causing one to "go down" a lot, and the sudden urge to surf "the brown"
Steven:"hey wyatt you keep going down, do you need life alert?
Wyatt:"no man, its this damn Jewlez syndrome"
by Lord O'Pimps May 1, 2014
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Kendall the jeweler

The twink with a thing for his gem cutting machine from yonderland.

He only has a few lines and then gets killed off but those few scenes were enough to make us love him. He even got to be employee of the month.

His walk was described as being so "waking in high heels on a tight rope camp that it looks like he's dislocated both his hips"- Larry Rickard
Person 1: Why should I watch yonderland?
Person 2: you get to see Kendall the jeweler
Person 1: ok deal
Person 2: (little did they know, he doesn't even last a full episode hehe)
by Pigeonsgobrrrrr November 15, 2021
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jewelry

expensive adornments of precious metals &/or gems, and:

police slang for handcuffs
Cop, to cop buddy: I got a date tonight with a hot civilian chick who loves the uniform
Buddy: You're bringing your jewelry, right?
Cop: you know it, this bracelets never fail to impress! Then they love it when I smacl their ass with y leather belt!
Buddy Lucky asshole, I'm stucking working overtime tonight. . . Have fun.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 29, 2016
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Jewlet

Wow...watch those Jewlets play with that dreidel
by B. Zucksz February 6, 2008
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