Jew

A person who has a lot of money and tries to sue

Woh! Look a Jew :D

by gir is great May 31, 2011

Jew Jew

Bad Karma what someone has by being a stupid drama causing person. The energy of a negative person, or pest.

I am so sick of Jessica's bad jew jew, she ruins my night.

by aBekkcitygal May 6, 2010

jew

A member of the widely dispersed people descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.

Jews are an ethnic group. I'M A JEW :)

by Hebrew Hunk May 12, 2007

jew

One who is of the jewish faith

Also, depending on how its being used, can be a derogarory word used by sick assholes, who enjoy bashing gods ancient people.

Jew: I'm still here...
Nazi: I'm not...
Jew: Hmm, wonder why?

by ........................ November 29, 2006

jew

A Jew is a person who follows the Jewish religion. A Jew is not stereotypically stingy, miserly or anything like that. A Jew is a human being like anyone else. Saying that they ARE miserly and stingy would be like saying christians are stereotypically gay! And they're not. So LOVE everyone, ACCEPT everyone and LIVE your life in peace!

God bless all!!

See above. This is a message for anyone. Accept the jews!

by Ida Fine (Jewish and proud of it!) November 29, 2006

Jew

People who get unfairly blamed for everything. In reality, that's just because people are jealous of them because Jews are mega-rich. :)

Non-Jew: Everything is the Jews' faults!
Jew: You're just jealous because we're richer than you.
Non-Jew: *Sulks*

by dsgvvbsdkufbgs January 17, 2011

Jew

A group of people comprising 0.002% of the world's population yet drawing unproportional amount of media coverage (especially Israeli Jews).

The world is obsessed with Jews. Therefore, the world should get a life.

by sdhgdhdtjhdfjnmfdyjfry November 29, 2006