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jesus boner

noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.
While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.

The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.
by the storm drains May 7, 2008
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Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon

An expression of surprise at an object. First used by Scooter in the video game Borderlands at the size of the new Monster vehicle.
"Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon! That thing's a MONSTER!" -Scooter
by ThomNoland April 21, 2010
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jesus fingers

The ability to play a guitar with great skill.

The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.

“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile
Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.
by DC Derailleurs October 6, 2019
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Green Jesus

by RinAteYourCheeseSticks July 8, 2018
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Holy Fucking Jesus

An expression used when something cool or mind blasting happens or is seen.
Holy Fucking Jesus!, that woman isn't a woman...it's a whale!
by f00dnetw0rk June 21, 2010
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jesenia

jesenia: a great friend
will ALWAYS be there for you
BEAUTIFUL

wonderful personality

makes great memes

will steal your mans

gives great advice

overall just a great friend
by agreatfriendnamedlala January 21, 2018
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Oh My Jesus

Will: Dude I just got laid
John: OH MY JESUS
by TurtleLovingZombie August 28, 2010
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