noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.
While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.
The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.
The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.
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The ability to play a guitar with great skill.
The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.
“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile
The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.
“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile
Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.
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Get the Holy Fucking Jesus mug.jesenia: a great friend
will ALWAYS be there for you
BEAUTIFUL
wonderful personality
makes great memes
will steal your mans
gives great advice
overall just a great friend
will ALWAYS be there for you
BEAUTIFUL
wonderful personality
makes great memes
will steal your mans
gives great advice
overall just a great friend
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