New Jersey K-Turn

Also known as a New Jersey U-Turn. When a driver enters a 4-way intersection, turns around in the middle, and heads in another direction. Usually results in an accident.

"Devin almost killed me the other day when he decided to pull a New Jersey K-Turn."

by P Banger November 3, 2009

Jesseness

It's an energy field created by all the JFCers. It surrounds us and penetrate us and it binds the JFCers together.

"The Jesseness is so with me"
"May the Jesseness be with You"

by CrazyClavie April 27, 2005

Jersey Shortcut

Jersey Shortcut – Second man in; or to “swoop” in on a situation where your buddy has already engaged in conversation with one or more women. It is not necessarily one’s intention to distract the girl your buddy is talking to, or to “CB” him, but to engage her friend in conversation as the “ice” has already been broken by your buddy. If, in fact, the girl your buddy is talking to seems more interested in you than him, it is acceptable at this point to make a move and potentially steal the girl away.

Example:

Rob – Yo, check out those 2 broads over there… yea, the blonde has been staring me down since we walked in.

Derek – Yea? …well then make moves son!

Rob – I got this.

Rob – Hey, what’s up.. you guys know of any good bars or clubs around here?

Blonde – (Insert engaging reply here)

Derek – (Swooping in from the side to talk to her brunette friend, instantly begins kicking solid game…)

Rob – Damn.. there goes that Jersey Shortcut again!

by Mr. NJ July 4, 2010

Jersey City Stinkfist

The act of masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit.

I can hear Thom giving himself a Jersey City Stinkfist in the porta potty

by YahBoi's ballsonya April 22, 2011

jesenta

An intelligent, beautiful person who is outgoing, energetic, and kind.

Everybody likes Jesenta

by Jbomb123 February 3, 2013

White Jersey Chaser

A derivative of the so called "Jersey Chaser". Chicks who go after only the white players. Quarterbacks in general.

Guy #1: She's a jersey chaser.
Girl#1: I'd say she's more of a white jersey chaser though.
Guy #1: Good call. Didn't she hook up with that quarterback from last season?

by Scoops22 July 16, 2008

Weekend Jersey

The manly concept of not changing out of one's authentic sports jersey from the hours of noon Friday to midnight Sunday.

Person 1: "You've worn that damned Weekend Jersey for three months, it smells horrific!"
Person 2: "Fuck You."

by VasDefrensRule November 4, 2009