Jenking Off

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.

I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.

by School Wizard February 27, 2011

Jerging Off

The act of masturbating with Jergen's lotion.

Carl Struck out with the ladies last night, so he ended up jerging off at home by himself.

by Bergasm December 10, 2010

Jerkin' off Stalefish

The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.

yo tommy i totally walked in on ryan jerkin' off stalefish today.

by bigdonghealey May 7, 2011

jarking off

masturbation haha funny word

i sure do love jarking off

by hahagayhaha May 7, 2021

Jenking Off

What Chicago White Sox fans do when Bobby Jenks comes into the game in the 9th Inning to close it out

"Dude we're up 6 to 5 going into the top of the ninth. I can't believe how hard I'm Jenking Off right now".

by hedup34 May 1, 2009

Jerkin' Off In The Garbage

V. (Jakin' Aff In Da Gabage)Always spoken in an imitation "Jersey Accent." Refers to one who is neglecting there responsibilities to a group of people, leaving the others to assume they were abandoned for some unknown, obscure reason.

Dean: Hey guys where is James, did he bail on us?

Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.

by Harry Niss October 24, 2011

jerkin off

jerkin off is a young guy's favorite pastime.

It's "No-Nut November", so I haven't been jerkin off, but when do, I'm really gonna cum a bucket!

by eda-skip November 21, 2022