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I'm off like a Jewish foreskin

"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"
"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"
by Part Walker April 14, 2008
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jewish triathlon

A misnomer, this social activity consists of three elements - whirlpool, sauna, steam room. The jewish triathlon frequently occurs at luxury gyms in large, urban areas.
Those guys aren't here to workout. They're here to pickup women and go for the gold in a jewish triathlon.
by PeddyofEBC December 2, 2010
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Jewish Christmas

Hitting a Chinese restaurant and going to the movies because they're the only places open on Christmas.
Christmas is expensive. Jewish Christmas costs less than twenty bucks per head and you're not stuck with crappy gifts.
by the_cursor November 16, 2006
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Jewish Mother Syndrome

Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.
Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.
by hipsterjew March 15, 2010
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Jewish Pope

When male A cums in female A's asshole, Male B suckles out the remaining cum of the asshole as if he would suckle on a women's breast.
Male B: "yo we gave that girl a great Jewish Pope last night."
Male A: "Hell yea we did man it was a great combo."
by Matt_moscatello May 23, 2016
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Jewish Wedding Cake

1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables

2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*

*see megabank
I went to Belmont racetrack today and made a Jewish Wedding Cake.
by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009
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Jewish kid on christmas

A metaphor and/or simile to describe a situation in which one feels excluded from a ritual, function or event of interest or importance.

Based upon the simple fact that the majority of Americans celebrate christmas, while most Jewish families do not.

This phrase refers to any situation in which an individual is not involved or cannot relate to their peers, and is not restricted to a literal meaning.
Alaskan: I just got my dividend. About $2,000 this year.

Out of state visitor: Man, I hate it when you Alaskans get your dividend checks, I always feel like the jewish kid on christmas.

Hater: Oh my god, that's racist! Why are you always such a racist?

Out of state visitor: um, Jewish people don't celebrate christmas, that's not racism, that's fact. Go read a book dumbass.
by AK_L48 May 26, 2010
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