JELANI KING

Men that are irresistible to women. These men usually end up in relationships with multiple women that are happily aware of the other women. Usually the JELANI KING and the women all live in the same home. The women in a JELANI KING's life understand that it takes more than one woman to keep a JELANI KING happy, and that the JELANI KING has the ability to keep all of his women happy.

YOU LOVE THAT JELANI KING BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE YOU WEAK IN THE KNEES.

by JELANI KING FAN CLUB June 4, 2013

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Jelly Hammer

When you dick is only semi erect, but you bang the shit out of a chick with it anyway.

I was shitfaced, but I banged the shit out of her with my jelly hammer.

by M Fartz October 19, 2010

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jelfing

The act of selling items for under their market price.

Friend: Just sold my chunky dunkys size 8 for 600. Easy Profits.
Friend 2: BRO STOP JELFING

by c0ckx August 29, 2020

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Napalm Jelly-Dick

When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.

Next time I see my ex I swear to God I'll get the boys and we'll napalm jelly-dick that bitch!

by P2CO22 December 8, 2019

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Jelena

Possitive, bubbly brunette who will take the lead socially. everybodys friend, and every guys secret crush. She will laugh at anything and she smiles constantly .

You remind me of Jelena, you're so cute!

by Christiannn October 14, 2012

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