When the contractors came over to work on my house they accidentally found my jackoff sock cuz' I forgot to hide it.
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Pathetic fast food chain, chiefly in California, more commonly known as Jack in the Box. The greasy, unhealthful tacos, however, are delicious.
Hey Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Jackoff in the Box?
by andy1 May 27, 2005
Get the jackoff in the box mug.I could leave this definition at just 'perfect' and that'd be okay, but it just doesn't seem to be enough. Jakob is an amazing guy who could brighten your whole day just by him smiling at you. Any girl would be lucky to have him around. He's the biggest sweetheart you could meet and will always be there for you. Jakob has this wonderful way of making everything okay when nothing seems right. Jakob is so caring, handsome, kind, and thoughtful. It's hard to not love him. You'll never be bored around him because he always keeps people laughing and smiling. Every moment with him makes unforgettable memories. You'll hope for millions more, too. Jakob is the most flawless and stunning boy you could meet in and you'll never want to lose him. I sure don't He's my sweet perfection.
Jakob is perfect.
by a.p.s November 1, 2012
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