Japanese fanboy

Someone who is of non-Japanese culture but desperately wants to be one, probably watched a lot of anime, and goes to Japanese language classes.

Daksh is such a Japanese fanboy, he was up till 4:30am watching anime.

by Haloxx December 27, 2016

japanese telescope

When the girl jerks off the man's penis in resemblance to a telescope. The man proceeds to cum in the woman's eye making her squint like a Japanese person.

I have the Japanese telescope ready ;).

by Chester St. Rumpterfrabble February 9, 2017

Japanese Toolbox

When one dude is fucking another dude while playing with his balls with a pair of chopsticks.

I saw Dustin Diamond hooking up with this dude and the dude gave him a sweet Japanese Toolbox!

by Stankmuffin October 9, 2006

japan is attacking

This is code for when a girl is on her period. It is symbolized by the Japanese flag, a white background with a single red dot(or period). 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵

Girl 1: Japan is attacking!
Girl 2: Do you have the supplies?
Girl 1: Running low
Girl 2: *passes a feminine hygiene product over secretly*

by Grammatical mistakes whatevva June 30, 2016

japanese trap

A japanese trap is a character in an anime where that characters gender appears to be that of a female but in actuality the character is male.

"While watching some Japanese anime, I thought the lead character was female. Later on I found out "she" was a japanese trap, with a really long cock."

by Myzore June 24, 2014

Japanese Gunslinger

1. When a person is quick with their mobile phone camera from their pocket, often shooting people in embarrassing situations.

2. The ability to text while the phone is still in your pocket.

1. "That guy is a the fastest Japanese Gunslinger you'd better watch what you are doing or he'll totally catch you out and put it on the net."

2. "Is that jock itch or are you a Japanese Gunslinger"

by mummazumbe August 23, 2010

japanese torpedo

A strange and extremely difficult sex move. It is accomplished by climbing up on the dresser, night stand, or any other elevated platform in the bedroom, screaming “BANZAI!” and jumping off in an attempt to jam the male member into any available orifice.

Tony: I got my bitch with the japanese torpedo!
Adam: Bet she never knew what hit her.

by Mark Barker May 22, 2006