Jalapeno Bottle Cap

When you cut the top of a jalapeno pepper off, place it on the head of a guy's penis, smack it down and rub it in until it burns.

To get back at Jack for being an asshole, Jill blinded folded him like she was being kinky and instead performed a jalapeno bottle cap on his bitch ass.

by pepperpiper April 9, 2015

jalapeno hot popper

When you cook with jalapenos and forget to wash your hands then have sexy time with yourself. IE. Male or female

God last night i gave myself a jalapeno hot popper. Im still hurting.

by Bleezerd7x January 30, 2015

Holy Jalapeno Batman

A term used when anything is exceptionally crazy, intriguing, or spicy.

Holy Jalapeno Batman, that dude has man-boobs!

by speediesnail September 25, 2005

Jalapeno Hot Dog

The act of, while attending a party, esp. one put on by an ex-girlfriend or other nasty cunt, finding the host's vibrator/dildo and submerging said object in the most offensive hot sauce available. Ex-girlfriend/rancid bitch then proceeds to masturbate (sometimes days later) and experience extreme pain in her genital region.

- Yo, dawg, was you at your ex-bitches' party last night?
-Yeah fool, I found her vibrator and gave her a mothafuckin' Jalapeno Hot Dog.
-Holy shit, brosef, you're the man.
-Hell fucking yeah.

Bitch: "OWWWWWWWW"

by Bean 63 July 3, 2006

Jalapeno Cheese Stick

Exactly what it sounds like. It's also sexual.

Cindy was so hot for me so i gave her a taste of my Jalapeno Cheese Stick!!

No way bro! Nice....

by Chester the Moose February 5, 2012

jalapeno pussy popper

when you eat a jalapeno popper, then preform oral on a woman. the male version is called the jalapeno penis popper.

(spicy oral sex.)I gave my girl a jalapeno pussy popper last night. she said it burned so bad, but felt so good.

by Pikachuandme November 13, 2020

Jalapeno Enema

1. An alternate way of saying "pain in my ass".
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.

1. "This whole day has been one big Jalapeno Enema."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."

by Eleven Tails February 21, 2020