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Jacoby Grotton

Someone who thinks everyone named matt or matthew is gay. Loves anything baby yoda related. Anyone named jacoby is straight and loves animals to death mostly cats though.
Man im straight but looking at Jacoby Grotton makes me hard.
by poolgrk May 21, 2020
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Jakob

Jakob is a really fucking hot and attractive guy, he has an amazing personality and is funny. He isnt buff, but he is very fit and sporty. He often has blue eyes and blonde hair. He is much rarer than a Jacob and as his name implies, he is protected by god - meaning “may God protect".
Every girl wants him and wants to talk to him but he doesn't care for most of them. He is a real homie and will never abandon his bros.
Girl: God i love Jakob
Girl 2: Yea he is sooooo hot and smart.
by Jakob.0.0.0 December 4, 2020
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jakobsdal

A real askar neighberhood with the best places for shesh sessions. Its located in linköping and is 10X more dangerous than any other place in sweden. The queen of england once spoke out about how beautiful the nature and the surroundings are but how the death rate was so high duo to shootings. Jakobsdal carry some of the smartest children and they once built an entire amusmentpark from only a piece of glas and a rubberband. Jakobsdal represent all types of people from different backgrounds but not eparaggare bc they are seen as disgusting and are being hunted down and killed on sight. Jakobsdal is a place for all, periodtttt
hi wanna go to jakobsdal?
yeah i have a fat joint i wanna smoke near the water
by kahpetchino March 13, 2021
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Jacoby

A very chill,laid out,funny,sexy person. A person who is very nice and kind once you know him. He usually makes quality content for others. He's always down for his friends.Has deep strong emotional feelings for the people he loves most. An Irreplaceable guy. A dude that all the girls would like to fuck. And has a big dick.
Jacoby is a real one

Omg i fucking love Jacoby
by Bruh moment7680 November 23, 2021
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Jakob and Meadow

This is the worlds best couple and they can never be separated. These two people should get married.
Jakob and Meadow are so cute together.
by Mr.carrot November 20, 2022
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Jakob Gundermann

A typical German dude with a middle part who DJ's at frat parties. Often considered "above average" by his girlfriend but in reality is a 4/10 with a 5 inch peen. His best attribute is wearing his "U of T Soccer Backpack" around campus.
Damn, Jakob Gundermann was looking mad sexy on that DJ booth at dke last night!
by oh_behave November 22, 2022
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Get Away Jakob Gay

The magic spell which keeps Jakob away from you.
If Jakob ever comes close to you just shout: "Get away Jakob gay" and he is compelled by a higher power to flee
by FlipperFrank January 9, 2020
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