Cross-jargonation

Often times, specialized fields of study or knowledge will have field-specific definitions for various words. This is known as jargon. When two people representing different fields of knowledge come to conflict over an idea due to their respective jargons, cross-jargonation occurs. Generally one or both parties will refuse to compromise on the definition, preferring instead to act as if their definition is superior and unalterable. The result can often be heard as a loud popping sound, caused by the skull of an innocent kitten spontaneously detonating.

Gary was presented a query by his philosophy professor, whom we shall call Ace; Can a person be both a skeptic and an agnostic? Gary answered yes, and was quickly rebuffed by Ace, who stated that the two things were necessarily in conflict. Detecting a case of cross-jargonation, Gary suggested that Ace perhaps consider a more universal definition of the two terms. Ace refused, and all generally agreed that he is a total fucktard. The detonating kitten skull was heard shortly after.

by whitedevilbrewingco February 12, 2008

Jargonaut

One who seeks to invent new jargon.

"Penn is a Jargonaut as he made a word up just so he could get in the dictionary.

by Teller July 8, 2003

swag jaggin

The act of purposely trying to bring an individuals swag down, usually done by "haters".

Don't be swag jaggin me bro.

by CoryandRyan January 2, 2010

Jargon Barf

Heavy use of acronyms, catchphrases and buzzwords during a conversation. Favored by project managers and team leaders at large corporations.

"Ugh, working here drives me nuts...my boss just uses jargon barf in meetings instead of actually communicating!"

"Let's make sure we include the tech team on this build for visibility. Then we'll bring in the ringleaders to make the EPR and LWS reports to make sure we don't have any showstoppers before the go-live".

by Hodaka July 9, 2010

Jaegon

Amazing, Kind, Sweet, Brilliant, Good Looking, Intelligent, and Funny. He Has A Big Heart. He Is The Guy Everybody Loves. and He Loves to Make People Smile.

Jaegon is an awesome friend!

by mkskd November 29, 2011

jaggin

Messing around with somebody. Not meeting ones standards, or not going by what they say; being a hippocrit

"My guys jaggin me"
"You're fuckin jaggin me Murph"
"Look at Murph jaggin"

by Six Three December 30, 2006

jagganath

a best friend a person could ask for..he always cares about other... also commonly know as jaggu a very hilarious person will make u smile at ur bad tyms...a great peraon to have as a friend and a shoulder to cry on..he will never break ur trust and will try to help u till the best... will always never leave ur side and will be at ur aid...never leave a friend like jagganath...

hey do u know someone who can make me laugh?

ya sure go to jagganath

by littlebrowngirloutbye January 11, 2018