Jag

a bender, or a drug or alcohol binge broken up only only by the possibility of sleep. (obviously not the case with stimulants.)

He was out of his mind on a three day jag.

by Droopy August 7, 2003

jag

A term used by retards on their social media the day after they partied. They want everyone to know that something went wrong (they messed up / got caught/ didn't have fun). Then they do the same exact thing next weekend, and also call it a jag.

If only last night wasn't such a jag.
Chloe's party was such a jag!

by Officer Jonathon October 15, 2018

jag

Short for Jagermeister, the licorice tasting booze.

Girls slamming jag are looking to get stuffed.

by Ian January 23, 2004

Jag

A man with luscious red hair and a voice of an angel from the band, A Skylit Drive. The most sensual human being on this earth.

"OH MY GOD LYDIA, LOOK, IT'S JAG."
"JOOLYA, I CANNOT CONTAIN MY E-BONER. IT IS STABBING ANGELS IN THE EYE."

by Joolya January 25, 2009

Jagging

Jacking off

Dude, my mom caught me jagging to porn.

by friskycurtain October 27, 2008

jagged it

When you expect something to work, but it doesn't. Jagged it

Walking into a door when it's locked - Jagged it
Busy Day, but cancelled all the orders - Jagging it

by <3 cclc June 26, 2018

jags

A mis-spelling of the word "haha" often used when typing the word with one hand using swift input. If your finger starts at the "j" instead of "h", it becomes "jags".

What does "jags" mean jags?

by Lew-wap March 15, 2022