Jacobsen

a kind of beer, also a very loud person, especially when drunk. talks to much. never be sober around this person drunk.

You are way to jacobsen.

by cjacobsen August 20, 2008

jacobs

UK slang word for family jewels, bollocks, testicles, nuts

popularized in Snatch movie

You stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off

by dildo777 November 27, 2022

jacobsessed

being obsessed with Jacob Sartorius and their life revolves around him

All Maddie dreams about is meeting Jacob Sartorius, she is definitely jacobsessed!

by datemejacob March 17, 2017

Jacobesque

Describes one that uses too much complex words to make simple tasks/objects seem much more complicated than they are.

This mechanism is very robust.

He is so Jacobesque.

by origami_XD March 30, 2010

Jacobs Crotch

Someone who loves blow jobs

She was a good girl, she loved a glug of luke warm white of Jacobs Crotch

by TopBanana1701 February 3, 2017

jimmy jacobsen

is a great baseball player. He is greatly amazing at sports if not he should go down in baseball history. this kid played on mets field thats hot. :)

jimmy jacobsen is a animal at baseball

by dickey wilsonn August 25, 2011

sean jacobs

the best kid around, he has the biggest, coolest afro, and the best, dopey little smile. he will always make your day 1000x better, he may piss you off but in the end you know everything will be fine. he also has the dumbest jokes, and they make no sense but just laugh at them anyways because he is cute!

Bailey; "I love you, Sean Jacobs"

by litbailey March 15, 2017