jack-off 

Yo momma do!!! OOOHHHHHHWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

I'm really sorry I said that. Your mom is a great lady who loves your faggy-ass dad a lot.

jack-off by AdamH April 13, 2005

Jack-off 

A person who prevents everyone around them from discussing the finale of "Lost" because they haven't watched it yet. The prefix "Jack" comes from the first name of the candidate Jack Shephard. The suffix "off" refers to the person being a jerk-off.

Co-worker 1: Holy cow! Did you see "Lost" last night!

Co-worker 2: Shhhhh! This Jack-off dvr'd it last night and watched the ball game instead. We'll have to talk about it tomorrow.

Co-worker 1: What a jerk-off!

Co-worker 2: You mean Jack-off.

Co-worker 1: Yeah, whatever.

Jack-off by mondo270 May 23, 2010

jack-off 

Someone who does not focus at the task at hand and instead messes around. Also can refer to someone who enjoys masturbation.

Today in study hall Johnny was a complete jack-off.

jack-off by TheRockstar July 14, 2007

jack-off 

An idiot who is generally disliked by the majority

Jesus, that guy Tom over there can be a real jack-off

jack-off by foreplayman February 22, 2019

Jack off January 

Beat yo meat everyday 🅱 don't matter if that shit turn purple.we will hear fapping across the world for 1 month. Stock up on the lotion too

Almost Jack off January my dudes

Jack off January by Big smokes November 9, 2017

Jack Off Buddy

A friend you watch porn with and jerk off in the same room while watching porn. Can be between two perfectly straight males. An activity more commonly shared in a males teen years with a friend(s).

Billy- " Hey man, check this porn star out, shes so fucking hot, u want to watch some porn?"

James-"fuck yeah dude, let me grab us some lotion and some towels"

Billy - It's so awesome having a Jack Off Buddy dude"

Jack Off Buddy by Moneyman2345 October 7, 2017

jack-off friendly 

Describes a girl who has many large Facebook pictures often with revealing clothing showing legs, chest, etc. which makes her a prime target for the highest level of Facebook stalking - as a porn substitute!

Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.

The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!

*fap fap fap* - "ahh, thank you Amy, for being jack-off friendly; you just made my day. and yesterday. and the day before. and...."

*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."

jack-off friendly by The P-Man April 18, 2010