jackin' the beanstalk

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

Jacinta

A total good girl (or so it seems). An adorable cutie pie, a sweetheart.
Everyone loves a Jacinta since she is hiding a sexy little minx inside her that often comes out when she hits the town (or in bed...)
She is much more experienced then she appears and will drive any young male wild in bed.

Guy A: How was that girl you took home from the club last night?
Guy B: Oh god, she was such a Jacinta, it blew me away - well she did at least! - hoping to ask her on a date cos dude I could go that again, many times!

by 10.22 June 24, 2009

Jacinto

Handsome, exotic, mysterious, warm hearted, caring, loving, brilliant mind and soul, pure heart as long as you don’t make him mad or jealous, gentle and sweet and dominates with a kind, firm and sexy hand. I love you Jacinto, from your hippiegirl

Jacinto is my best friend, lover, husband, boyfriend and eternal love- in this lifetime and all the rest

by HippiegirllovesJacinto May 28, 2018

Jading

When you tell multiple lies and people already know you are lying but you continue to lie

Why you jading bro?

by Victim of jading January 30, 2015

jackin the opps

Used when someone is "Messing" with oppositions; enemies.

If you "jackin the opps" you gonna get boomed.

by grahgrahboom October 22, 2022

Michael Jaccination

Its when you expose kids to Michael Jackson's music early so they grow up loving the King of Pop

Today I watched the Thriller video with my son. It was his first Michael Jaccination.

by hushmediacorp May 22, 2015

Jelly Jacking

When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.

Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?

Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017