jalapoono

Bowel movement that causes ring of fire, triggered by eating foods containing jalapeno or other hot peppers.

Heard you screaming from the bathroom. Did you have a jalapoono?

by wbred October 12, 2016

jackpot genetics

something you say when youre feeling yourself and want to celebrate ur looks

mitchell: damn you got nice eyes
maria: its them jackpot genetics boi

by oilojasperididit September 8, 2016

jackpot genetics

something you say when youre feeling yourself and want to celebrate ur looks

mitchell: damn you got nice eyes
maria: its them jackpot genetics boi

by oilojasperididit September 8, 2016

jackponderance

The reflective period of time experienced by a man immediately after ejaculating.

I came to the realization that my relationship with my mother wasn't really where I wanted it to be during jackponderance today after breakfast. The jizz dripping slowly down my belly served as another reminder of my failures in communication to everyone I love. Anyway, bout to jack it again, peace out.

by Josh Corwin September 18, 2019

jackpotchae

Jackpotchae is someone who argues 24/7 and likes to discover kpop songs as they should😩and they make 10 yr olds go crying to their mom for fun period😋 stan jackpotchae or get bullied you 10 yr old😟

"did you hear jackpotchae made a 5th grader cry?!"
"period stan jackpotchae the bully😍😩"

by bbaerene April 27, 2021

Jackpot of Jack Squat

Absolutely fucking nothing.

When your friend says something stupid: “Charlie I think you’re onto something. The jackpot of Jack squat.”

by VNSpano127 May 31, 2023

Jacamo

Original spelling and origin of the term Jacamo.

The word originated in 1979 and was used as a derogatory term for people residing in Jackson County Missouri that drove poorly or acted in a moronic way. Hence the original spelling was JACOMO.

Setting 1979 near Lee’s Summit Missouri, “Did you see that JACOMO (Jacamo) cut me off in that green Pinto?”

by Cajhah September 29, 2023