A slang term in professional wrestling first used by the Iron Sheik and then again later by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. It is derived from the word jobber, which is someone who routinely loses, or "does the job".
by beau99 May 3, 2010
Get the jabroni mug.One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.
Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!
by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010
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That girl has some really nice jabongas.
Excuse me madam but your jabongas are brushing against my shoulders and it's giving me a woody.
Excuse me madam but your jabongas are brushing against my shoulders and it's giving me a woody.
by johnson l October 17, 2006
Get the jabongas mug.A jabnon. An adjective used in a position where a various range of other words can quite easily be used, but "jabnon" will perfectly fit where any other normal adjective would.
1. Boy1: "Did you hear what Jane did last night to her ex?"
Boy2: "Yeah I did, shes such a jabnon..."
2. Boy1: "Man, I got the sickest headshot on COD last night!"
Boy2: "Oh really? What was it like?"
Boy1: "It was so so jabnon"
3. Girl1: "I caught Mike cheating on me the other day..."
Girl2: "Oh my god, what did you do?"
Girl1: "I kicked him right in the jabnons."
4. Boy1: "I fell down the stairs with an erection yesterday"
Boy2: "Why did you have an erection?"
Boy1: "I was having sex with your mum. Jabnon."
Boy2: "Yeah I did, shes such a jabnon..."
2. Boy1: "Man, I got the sickest headshot on COD last night!"
Boy2: "Oh really? What was it like?"
Boy1: "It was so so jabnon"
3. Girl1: "I caught Mike cheating on me the other day..."
Girl2: "Oh my god, what did you do?"
Girl1: "I kicked him right in the jabnons."
4. Boy1: "I fell down the stairs with an erection yesterday"
Boy2: "Why did you have an erection?"
Boy1: "I was having sex with your mum. Jabnon."
by moreetz April 11, 2010
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Plural: Jabronis
Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee-ss
Definition:
Jabroni is - to me and maybe some others - is a one-size-fits-all insult. Jabroni can be used to insult anyone for anything. They could be a poser, a lame-ass, a d*ck, an asshole, a motherf*cker, really anything.{1} The pluses to using jabroni over more traditional insults such as the ones listed previously are that it's not used often - giving an enriched and more important and potent insult{2} - and that you can use it for anything as said before. If you're teacher is being just a c*nt, call them a jabroni. He/She will not know what that means, and you can tell them it's a positive thing. Meanwhile everyone else knows that someone just straight-up called them a(n) *INSERT INSULT HERE*.{3}
Origin:
The word jabroni is a new-age insult. It's a new word; we've seen it be created. Origin shows usage from WWE wrestling. Where "The Rock" uses jabroni to describe a "jobber". How some discovered it in the form shown here was from the Vinesauce live streams. The song "The End?" by "The Four Jabronis" is linked here.
Plural: Jabronis
Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee-ss
Definition:
Jabroni is - to me and maybe some others - is a one-size-fits-all insult. Jabroni can be used to insult anyone for anything. They could be a poser, a lame-ass, a d*ck, an asshole, a motherf*cker, really anything.{1} The pluses to using jabroni over more traditional insults such as the ones listed previously are that it's not used often - giving an enriched and more important and potent insult{2} - and that you can use it for anything as said before. If you're teacher is being just a c*nt, call them a jabroni. He/She will not know what that means, and you can tell them it's a positive thing. Meanwhile everyone else knows that someone just straight-up called them a(n) *INSERT INSULT HERE*.{3}
Origin:
The word jabroni is a new-age insult. It's a new word; we've seen it be created. Origin shows usage from WWE wrestling. Where "The Rock" uses jabroni to describe a "jobber". How some discovered it in the form shown here was from the Vinesauce live streams. The song "The End?" by "The Four Jabronis" is linked here.
{1} "Kyle is such a jabroni."
{2} James: "Hey Donald, you're a f*cking dick."
Donald: "Well James, you're a jabroni!"
James: "Uhh..."
{3} Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Alright ya little s*its, you have to do homework over Spring Break. Read chapter 69 then make a 2 page summary with at least 2,000 words."
Ben: "Mr. Weenur, you're a serious jabroni."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "What's that?!"
Ben: "A good teacher..."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Okay."
{2} James: "Hey Donald, you're a f*cking dick."
Donald: "Well James, you're a jabroni!"
James: "Uhh..."
{3} Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Alright ya little s*its, you have to do homework over Spring Break. Read chapter 69 then make a 2 page summary with at least 2,000 words."
Ben: "Mr. Weenur, you're a serious jabroni."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "What's that?!"
Ben: "A good teacher..."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Okay."
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DAYMMM look at that spear-throwin jabookie run!!
by PrettyPiggy September 26, 2010
Get the jabookie mug.Is a personality test where you give someone the word jabón to pronounce. If pronounced wrong usually: Jah-bon. Then they are a full fledged jabon.
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