Jabinets

When one jerks off into the cabinets

Mom: "Hey! What the F**k are you doing?!?"
You: "Using the jabinets, go away"

by AndTheDeadWillRise February 8, 2010

Jawbone

A fitness tracker that tracks your steps and sleep and your caliores

I just got a jawbone for my birthday

by Lolipop87💁🏽 August 23, 2015

Jabaness

A really obese person

A Jabaness lady walked into the bar and ate four sandwiches.

by Shuligan September 19, 2005

jawbone

1: An individual who performs fellatio upon another.
2: An overly talkative female.

1: "Your woman jawboned me so good last night, she could suck the rhine off of a watermeleon"!

2: I took my son to the movies and two women jawboned so much, I could hardly hear the dialogue.

by 2slick2pretty July 25, 2003

jamonero

A perverted person that ogles over young, fresh meat, i.e. Young girls if he is straight or young to pubescent boys if he is gay. A jamonero is very open about being such and approaches his or her victims in a lecherous manner imposing sexual favors to be paid by cash, material items, etc.

Oye, ese tipo que va por ahi, es tremendo jamonero de pinga! Se pasa mirando a todas las muchachas y se le sale la baba. Que tipo tan indeseable es el jamonero ese. Vargame Dios!

by Valeria de Pipi October 28, 2013

Jasbones

Is just a really nice girl.

Jasbones: "Hey, do you wanna build a snowman?"
Meanie: "Hey, you're a slut fuck off."
Jasbones: "Okay, bye. :("

by giraffepussy69 January 17, 2014

Jawbone Warrior

Person who is fearless, strong, and skilled when performing cunnilingus or fellatio on another person.

My wife was a true jawbone warrior last night after our anniversary dinner.

by hkxshredder August 30, 2017