Jortoguega!

excited to the point of stupidity usually used in a situation where the excitement is unnecessary, looked down upon or contradictory to the views of the majority.

Zaq: hey Greg wanna do some weed?
Greg: Jortoguega!

Zaq: chill the fuck out its just weed.

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 27, 2018

Jorter

Jorter is a type of person to eats shorts. Reminiscent of the saying "eat my shorts". A Jorter is somebody who you want to unfriend because one day they will consume your jean shorts with or without consent.

*hits blunt* "Fuck them Jorters bro, they ate my best jorts."

by ZoorinDWalade June 13, 2023

Snake Jortuna

Banter. A form of fun between people/banter.

Wow, this is very snake jortuna.

by Clitlickw March 28, 2019

Big Dutt in my jorts

When you shat in your jeans. (could be any denim material)

DAMN IT Bill, did you Big Dutt in my jorts!?

by JortsDenim February 8, 2021

Jorty

A mixture of the alcoholic drink Joose and any 40 oz malt liquor.

"Pick me up a Dragon Joose and a Hurricane. I want to drink a jorty tonight."

alternative : fourlorty - mixture of four loco and 40 oz malt liqour.

by bigalliekat December 16, 2009

Captain Jorts

The correct nickname for guys who think it's okay to wear jorts. Highly derogatory, because obviously, if you wear jorts, you've already given up on the possibility of ever getting laid.

"That kid over there is such a fag"
"Who, Captain Jorts?"

"Alex will probably never know the ways of a woman."
"Look who's talking, Captain Jorts."

by chizhogg April 14, 2010

Jorts

a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.

by Kelly June 18, 2006