That honey bucket is a John.
by Anti Atheist Jesus 5eva May 15, 2016
A really fucking awesome guy who has a massive dick. He is usually seen on the street being awesome and having sex with multiple women. If you are ever lucky enough to see him in person, spontaneous orgasms are in order. He is also really damn funny and a fucking tank. He can also play the fucking cowbell like a pro.
Girl 1 - "Hey look at the hotty John over there."
Girl 2 - "Yeah, he's way cooler than that faggot Colin"
Girl 2 - "Yeah, he's way cooler than that faggot Colin"
by My name is totally not John November 08, 2010
one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet. has intendency of being really quiet and anti-social but is surrounded by friends all the time.people get attracted to his unique presonality.confuses you most of the time. he might flirt with you once, but you never know if that will happen again. a ladies-man. veryy moody. he can change his mind in a second. very independent too. lovely in general.
laura: "So you fancy the new guy, john?"
sarah:" i dont know! he flirted with me once but that never happened again, so confused!"
sarah:" i dont know! he flirted with me once but that never happened again, so confused!"
by idkjustlovehim April 30, 2009
A John is a word to describe a man who gives the best anal sex, but is also also the sweetest guy ever. Johns have big dicks and flirt a lot but are so loving Johns make you smile like crazy gets girls wet easily. A John is rare. A John is the best kind of guy a girl could have.
Person 1- He is the sweetest guy I ever met, he makes me smile like crazy.
Person 2- Aww! , a John?
Person 1- Ohh yess defiantly *winks*
Person 1- Youre so lucky I wish I could find myself a John.
Person 2- Aww! , a John?
Person 1- Ohh yess defiantly *winks*
Person 1- Youre so lucky I wish I could find myself a John.
by amybug November 12, 2010
a person who uses the services of a prostitute
by Mark March 31, 2005
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