Steve Jobs

Some prick who immediately thinks that he's God due to his oh-so-revolutionary iPod, and of which so much dumbasses follow and sneer at Gates, because your "mac" is better.

All the Mac dumbasses will start crying about this description of Steve Jobs and not publish this.

by OLOL January 15, 2007

Steve Jobs

Jamming An iPod Into The Anus And Masturbating While Listening To "Chocolate Rain" By Tay Zonday

Dude I Was Bored So I Went Home And Did A Steve Jobs But My Mom Walked In And Beat Me For Listening To Such A Shitty Song

by Mike Esco October 11, 2008

Granny Gum Jobs

A blowjob from an old lady who has no teeth. The lack of teeth makes the experience awesome, however the incident is too embarrassing to tell your squad.

The granny gum jobs from old lady Jenkins was probably more erotic than anything I've ever had.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

mano jobs

really cute gals giving expert hand jobs

your mum gives mano jobs really fucking well.

by Mr. Plow 2010 January 8, 2010

Pulling a Steve Jobs

Too blame a failed demonstration on too many wifi hotspots.
06/07/2010 - Apple Developers Conference

Shigeru Miyamoto's translator was Pulling a Steve Jobs when he blamed the poor control response on too many wifi connections while demonstrating Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword at E3.
06/15/2010 - E3

by Daitenzin June 18, 2010

Steve Jobs

Officially the AntiChrist. The CEO and Co-founder of a company that is pure Evil bent on taking over the world.

Hence apple in latin is very similar to the word Evil in latin.

Steve Jobs: Mac computers are soo much more compatable than PCs

Mac Comp: WTF is this program you just gave me I can't read it, nor smell it!!

by ZZ1205 October 12, 2008

Steve jobs

Male masterbation using a hollowed out apple.

Dude, whered my apple go? Please don't tell me you Steve jobsed with it!

by Jacquarda October 22, 2012