Jizznastics

Ejaculating volume of Olympic-like proportions.

I did jizznastics with my dong all over the tig’ol’bitties!!!

by Ej1984 March 3, 2019

rizztastic

anything relating to a weird-ass girl that is very ugly and resembles a rat. Usually has nasty frizzy hair, and a ginormous nose that could fit an igloo inside.

That shit was rizztastic!

by Sarrizzle April 6, 2007

Jizzgantic

Seeing something big enough to make you jizz in you pants

The explosion was Jizzgantic!

by Volklskier November 5, 2009

jizzstick

1) A person characterized by the properties of semen.
2) A stick on which one jizzes.

Pablo: Did you hear about Rodney? He is made of semen.
Chad: What a jizzstick.

by jizztastic_jizzer January 11, 2011

yizztastic

something so awesome that it makes you yizz (also known as jizz)

Bro that song you showed me is yizztastic; when it dropped I practically cummed.

by imsogreat November 28, 2011

jizzrasic park

When you bone so hard that u jizz all over the room

Yo Connor remember when we went to jizzrasic park

by Jizzlord69420 February 24, 2022

Rizztastical

When you are rizztastical.

That man was rizztastical!

by insaniotary October 29, 2023