fuck jesus in the face

Expression of extreme exasperation.

Fuck Jesus in the face! If Bruce cock blocks me one more time, I'm going to punch him out

by Merkin March 24, 2005

Jesus Titty Fucking Chris

something you yell out when something annoying, stupid happens.

Person 1: its my birthday today everyone is coming except you.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1:because i hate you
Person 2:... what did i do to you JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

by person13579 February 10, 2009

Jesus Christ shit fuck

What goes through your mind when you are trying to watch a program and the person with the remote keeps rewinding, pausing,and playing segments back in slow motion

Jesus Christ shit fuck.... I wish Sean's dad would put the remote down... It will be two in the fucking morning before Americas got talent is over

by Super jo jo and friends July 20, 2016

Jesus Blistering Fist Fuck

1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.

1
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!

2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?

3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!

by prosci8 September 7, 2009

sweet italian fucking jesus!

An exclamation of shock/surprise.

You have your hair cut, coloured and styled in a top salon by a man wearing more make-up than you. He tells you the cost of your new barnet - you gasp, then mutter "'sweet italian fucking jesus!' I won't be coming back here again"

by Laura Wilson November 24, 2005

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021

jesus fucking christ

when ur actually severely injured and.......

Rob: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY FUCKING ARM IS FUCKING CUT OPEN LIKE A PUSSY GOD HELP THE FUCKING PAIN FGFHTDGHFHGDHDFSGRSGHFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKK *inhales* AHAGAGAHGAGAHYHAHAAAAGAGAGGGAGAAAAAAÀÆAAAAAA *lungs start to collapse* HAGHAGHAGAHHGAGAGEEEAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYUUUUUU AUGEGHGHGHGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *right lung is collapsed* LORD PLEASE SEND ME TO HEAVEN BEFORE I DIE I'M SORRY FOR BEING HORNY, WATCHING HENTAI, AND JERKING OFF, AGAHAGAFGFFGAAAAAAAAAA *fucking dies*

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021