jesus

Jesus, is a cool guy who is cooler than nature, enjoys long romantic walks on water, and doesn't get all big-headed about being God's son.

Girl: So what do you like to do?
Jesus: I enjoy long romantic walks on water.
Girl: Only Jesus can do that.
Jesus: Bitch, I am Jesus!

Mark 13:1

by Blacktop Preacha May 21, 2005

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The coolest guy ever. My Savior and the Savior of mankind. Will come back at the end of the world to save His people. King of Kings, (not Triple H)

Jesus: I am the way, the truth, and the life.

by Yaweh's Servant July 21, 2006

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this cool dude with cool hippie hair who talked about how great it would be if everyone would stop being assholes to each other and just get along man. stop the hate!

how could you hate jesus?!

by rilesworth July 27, 2006

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a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.

Damm jesus you turned my water into wine,how did you do that ?

by nothing_but_the_truth December 24, 2008

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