junk shorts

Shorts that are so short you can get a clear and unobstructed view of every square inch of a guy’s junk.

The crowd was clearly hypnotized as he pranced around the stage in his hot pink junk shorts.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

photo junkie

Someone who can't stop taking photos of themselves in a particular position and/or setting.

Hey bob, look at that photo junkie! Wow Freddy, she is taking so many pictures... Ugh.. 50 duck faces? Someone stab me now.

by freddymcbob January 12, 2015

junki

A person very smart in Computer Programming.

Woah! That guy is such a Junki!

by BarryAllenTheFlash January 20, 2017

junket

n: a conference, retreat or otherwise third-party (read: company, government, etc) subsidized event for which an individual personally pays little to nothing, but reaps extreme benefits.

"flying out for another junket. forward my mail."

by whorian April 23, 2004

cum guzzling sausage junkie

Woman skank who is beyond a bitch and has moved into vile territory.

Sue: "Did you see what Allison did to me last night? She totally stole my boyfriend from me.

Thomas: "Ah, don't sweat it Susan. She's a cum guzzling sausage junkie

by Christopher Graham February 17, 2006

Junkie Juice

Another word for methadone. A junkies favorite drink.

Did you see the line of junkies outside the clinic waiting for their junkie juice?

by Raif Woulson August 17, 2010

junk monkey

'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.

Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.

by George Fricke October 25, 2006