jalon

adjective. Describes a person, or animal who is wise beyond his or her years. Usually very politically minded and interested in the true sense of "justice for all." Hard working and motivated in improving his or her self and surroundings.

He is so jalon to not only notice what needs improvement, but also to take the initiative to put that improvement into motion.

by Carlton Lee April 26, 2012

Jaloppagog

Obscenely or disproportionately large.

That woman has jaloppagog tits.

by Fourkie August 23, 2009

Jaylon

Jaylon can be the sweetest person you will ever meet, or the meanest depends on how you treat him . He’s an outgoing, intelligent, independent person; He’s very flirty but once he is in a relationship is committed as ever. Is sexy and has a banging body, he can be very loud at times when he needs to, and he is usually very random. You will never see him in an off mood, he is always smiling, he can light up anybody's day. He loves meeting new people and doing crazy things. He is fun to be around and knows how to get down in the parties. He has a lot of friends and a lot of haters. He’s a handsome boy that will change a persons life with his love, if he ever finds a someone worth it.

Jaylon is an very handsome , boy who loves to spread joy!

by original_1zz November 22, 2021

jaloon

An imbecile. Dumbass. A stupid person. Careless and clumsy.

Person A: (hits person B in the balls with a football) Haha Did that hurt?

Person B: Yeah ya jaloon, how the fuck did you think it would feel?

by niceshirt May 13, 2015

Jalloponi

A desert dewelling lobster

Steve rode the jalloponi accrossed the desert outrunning persecution of the native American tribe he just stole from. Ride jalloponi, ride.

by Proseidon182 November 19, 2018

Jabloink

Filler word. Means whatever you fucking want.

Gomeyy jabloinked Santa Clause because he was naughty.

JPBloink

by jabloink October 18, 2019

Jaloia

Jaloia is a very hawt female, she be getting all the niggas to eat that kitty kat. Little do you know she got big titties , bigger than my grandma. She is the real kitty kat killer from the west . She has a nigga tho. So pls . She got a fat ass. She is very nice and kind and quiet but behind all that she would give you too at the red light. Now tell her to bust it open for a real one goodnight .

Omg that’s Jaloia , the girl who gave the best head on the block ,,, EWOKKKK.

by cartisexslave. February 24, 2021