J

it's a fucking letter from the alphabet you jackass dumbass why the fuck would you fucking search this

you are a retard
or probably just bored its okay me too

by another bored girl August 20, 2020

j

Derogatory term for anyone who's name is 2 syllables or longer and starts with the letter J.

Pete: yeah, J over there fucked everything up, now we gotta sit here and mope all night.

Alex: God damn it, J

by Joe Wa. February 11, 2008

J

The only letter which can be pronounced in five{5} different ways, depending on its native language and how it is used; in order of commonness: as a ‘j’ (as in the English name'George', word 'jockey'), as an ‘h’ (as in the Mexican beverage 'Jarritos', the Spanish word 'jalapeño', or the English name 'Henry'), as a ‘y’ (as in the word 'yacht' or the German word 'Ja' meaning 'Yes' or the name 'Jorgen von Strangle'{teh boss-fairy from le FOP, you silly nitwitt}..w's=v's, v's=f's auf Deutsch), as 'zh'(as in English 'vision', or the French name 'Jean' or word 'lingerie'), or as a ‘w’ (as in the historical\fictional character + noun 'Don Juan', the feminine name 'Juanita', or the word 'marijuana'\'marihuana' or 'chihuahua' or the exclamatory interjunction 'Woo!').

"Juicey jalapeños, Jawohl!" exclaimed Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D to the young, savvy, don juan.

by Victor Van Styn January 3, 2007

J

hood slang for a nice looking shot (tight shot) in the game of basketball

Person 1: Look at that J!
Person 2: Ay dat wuz tight!

by Mango Street December 7, 2009

J

calling some gay, but in a less offensive way, referring to an item, place or person that is not of the person's liking.

Wow that's a pretty J policy!

by sneakygreeky8 December 2, 2010

J

Used to replace a word or phrase in the English language.

Dude, can I borrow your J's?
Yea man.

Wuddup cuz. You going to Danny's J?
J.

C'mon broski! I haven't even had one J today!
That's not my J, J.

by DJ Daveed May 7, 2010

j

a slang term for skills in basketball.

damn nery, you got that J.

by pimp daddy dollars January 3, 2007