ivory tower 

A beautiful and challenging map in the Bungie.net video game "Halo 2". Originates from the way Bootron looks down at Noodle from atop the scoreboard (his figurative "ivory tower") after pwning him badly on this particular level.

Bootron completely PWND Noodle in Ivory Tower last night.

ivory tower by Sean Boots December 15, 2004

Ivory Tower 

An ivory tower is an Eiffel Tower style threesome that occurs on top of a grand piano. This threesome is made up of two men and one woman. All three participants are positioned on a closed grand piano with the woman inbetween the two men. She performs a blow job on one man while being penetrated doggy-style by the other man.

Person 1: "What would you do if you won $10,000?"
Person 2: "Well I've never played the piano before but I'd probably buy one just to have an ivory tower on it."

Ivory Tower by JackSparrow11 September 27, 2017

Ivory Towers 

Hottest Lady Gaga Impersonator in toronto.

Hey have you seen Ivory Towers this weekend? The bitch was levelling it!

Ivory Towers by chrisskayy August 15, 2011

Ivory Flake 

Ivory Flake - 99 and 44/100% pure flake

That Ivory Flake got drunk and drove into the lake.

Ivory Flake by al gee January 13, 2008

Ivory Fretboard 

You go anal on your parter while air guitaring the solo to Stairway to Heaven on your penis.

I hooked up with Jessica last night, we put on a Led Zeppelin CD and I totally Ivory Fretboarded her.

Ivory Fretboard by good god I'm good May 4, 2009

ivory mustache 

When semen is liberally applied to the upper lip of a recipient or recipients.

He totally gave those twins matching ivory mustaches.

ivory mustache by Jackin McCrackin 2.0 August 19, 2012

ivory fool

Jamaican word for wanker

Shut up you ivory fool

ivory fool by Archie croucher January 5, 2017