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Sapporo itchybum

The feeling in your anus after consuming copious amounts of sapporo itchiban noodles.
I just ate 3 packages of noodles. Now I can't get rid of this Sapporo itchybum. Lucky for me, I ate them cooked!
by Ismellstupid December 8, 2011
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Dirty Itchy Butt

when you don’t wipe right the first time so now you’re stuck walking around with a dirty itchy butt which can now lead to smelly fingers & an itchy ass .
I was in such a hurry wiping earlier now I have a dirty itchy butt .

Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .
by WhiteyBoom3r January 9, 2020
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your ass is itchy

When you want to let someone know that you think they are full of shit; or they are wrong and/ or lying
Person 1: “My girlfriends a model. My mom loves her! She’s so sweet & beautiful!
Person 2: “No way! When has your mom met her? When have you met her? you always talk about her but none of us have ever met her. You haven’t even met her! We’ve all only seen the same picture again & again.

Person 1: “no, we met um, ah, last month’” “ she’s just always out of state since, you know, she’s a model”
Person 2: haha dude, no way! Quit lying! Your ass is itchy!
by DCH_23 May 16, 2018
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itchy palm

When your palm itches it usually signifies that you will be receiving money in the near future.
Right=Cash
Left=Loss of Money

When your right palm itches, do not scratch your hand for the "luck" will go away. But if your left itches, then scratch away to ward off the loss.

It also means you'll get laid by the ugliest chick and regret it the next day
"Man I had an itchy palm and I found 20 bucks later that day!"

"Man I had an itchy palm last night"
by Fishbone42o October 4, 2008
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Itchy Dick

When your pecker itches. Poison Ivy on the pen0r, Any situation when your dinger itches constantly.
Steve was playing in Poison Ivy and then jerked off, Now he has Itchy Dick.
by Chuck H. July 27, 2006
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ITCHY RAISIN

itchy raisin is when you take a dump, wipe your ass but didnt quite get all of it....an hour later your cornhole gets itchy as hell.
dave took a crap but hes complaning about an itchy raisin, so i told him to go finish wiping his ass
by james gardiner January 29, 2008
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ISHYGDT

"I Seriously Hope You Guys Do This"

A corruption of the meme "ISHYGDDT", which stands for "I Seriously Hope You Guys Don't Do This".

Used to show approval of a statement made by someone often on an image board.

Often preceded with a ">" to make the post greentext.
Poster1: "I know for a fact that the world is going to end in 2012"
Poster2: "Yeah, the Mayan calendar suddenly ends in 2012, so it has to be true"

Reply:
>killing yourself before 2012
>ISHYGDT
by Nope12536145 September 10, 2011
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