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Iron maiden are playing Glasgow SECC 8th December WHOO HOO!!
by mysteriosgothchick October 29, 2003
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iron maiden

iron maiden. quite simply the greatest most talented band ever to put music to a record.
Likely to be seen wearing tight lycra pants (even a wwf wrestler wud say 'now they are gay') whilst throwing off rock star shapes not seen since your uncle got up dancin 2 thin lizzy at a wedding reception. A lead singer with an operatic voice reminisant of an air raid syren thats just been kicked in the bollocks(he really can sing high!) whilst showing off his 3rd leg concealed in his lycra pants. Add a mental drummer that even animal from the muppets is like' that guys got a screw loose' a bassist who is more like a lead guitarist and the best trio of guitarists to ever write a riff. You have iron maiden been going twenty odd years and my god they still run around on stage like a buch of townies high on pcp and mcdonalds strawberry milkshake. for more info on maiden see the words 'genius' 'legend'
man 1. 'Hello do u like Iron Maiden'

man 2 (Pauses.....then air guitars the riff to the trooper....nuff said
by jamie July 30, 2004
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iron maiden

best metal band ever. best songs are flight of icarus and murders in the rue morgue.
by garret July 4, 2003
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iron maiden

Freaking Amazing band that I recently started listening to. I like most of their songs, but some favorites are: The Wicker Man, The Trooper, Hallowed be Thy Name, Number of the Beast, Afraid to shoot strangers, etc
OMG OMG OMG I want to go to an Iron Maiden concert!
by Karbon Kopy July 30, 2008
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iron maiden

A torture/execution device from Medieval Germany, which consists of an iron coffin lined with spikes on the inside of the doors. The doors were closed SLOWLY so that the accused criminal would suffer maximum pain and anguish, sometimes for days, before finally dying of the resulting puncture wounds and suffocation.
Legend has it that a German coin counterfeiter was sentenced to the Iron Maiden. For the last two days of his life, the forger cried in vain while the spikes went through his body.
by AYB July 2, 2003
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Iron Maiden

A fucking great metal band. Im getting Peice of mind on vinyl soon woo, and powerslave. Mmmm vinyl. My ambition in life is to get all their albums. There best songs are probably, Children of the damned, The wicker man, Fear of the dark or the trooper.
Some lucky bastard: Did you see Iron maiden live recently?
Me: No, i wasnt allowed and i had no money dammit, and when i had money it had sold out.
Some Lucky bastard: Ahh pity there fucking great live, best metal act ever and there British, woo!
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Iron Maiden

The Kings of Metal... Metallica began WAY after Maiden. The original Iron Maiden formed in 1976!!! Metallica are NOTHING compared to the might of Iron Maiden!!1
Did you see the way IRON MAIDEN never get the credit the most talented, fantastic band ever deserve???

Did you see IRON MAIDEN live??? Didn't they just kick soooo much ass???

Plenty of men would turn gay to have sex with Gods like IRON MAIDEN
by Dave Murray's willing vassal January 28, 2004
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