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notification insomnia 

When you're not able to get to sleep because you're waiting for a text message or some other form of electronic communication.
Terri: How did you sleep last night?
Ali: Not that great. I had notification insomnia because James is in Afghanistan and I was waiting to hear from him.

Insomnium 

One of THE best Melodic Death Metal...no...music groups ever. Formed in Finland, they are known for their passionate sound and excellent technical skill. Unfortunately, like so many other good bands you would be lucky to run into a person who has heard of them.
My mom forced me to go to a Jonas Brother's concert. Luckily I played Insomnium on my iPod afterwards, thus saving me from total ear rape.
Insomnium by RabarJabar June 22, 2009

insonicnia 

The complete inaibility to be able to play a Sonic The Hedgehog game, usually due to the lacking of fast motor skills and/or reaction time.
Boy: Jump off the spring when you roll off the loop!
Girl: I keep missing it!
Boy: You seem to be suffering from severe Insonicnia...
insonicnia by Kajin November 14, 2006

insomnium 

The best music ever, better then anything else you have heard. Its composed so well it will make you shit you self.
"what music do you listen to?"
"Insomnium bitch"
insomnium by yourmumlikesmyd May 11, 2009

Midnight Facts For Insomniacs

An awesome podcast by two cool dudes who roast the fuck out of everything while teaching you all you ever need to know about anything.
Friend: brooo.... why are you always falling asleep in class?
Brooo: Because I'm up all night listening to Midnight Facts For Insomniacs man

insomnicracked 

The state of being awake for so long that you feel very alert, yet motor functions and processing are skewed.
Person A: I've been up for 48 hours and I can barely type.

Person B: Dude, you're totally insomnicracked.