Irritable body shock

it’s when you are doing excerises and then you go into shock for a few seconds and you zone out. Feels like time stopping

Omg I was working out and then my body went into irritable body shock

by Birchtreeeater November 16, 2021

Infiable

If someone is infiable it means that they have lied however refuses to admit they have lied

The robber said he had not stole the money however when shown evidence still refuses to admit to it the robber is therefore infiable

by Shotgun pro March 21, 2022

Irritable Politician Syndrome

This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.

Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."

Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"

Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."

by IndependentForever November 3, 2009

invisable muscles

a person who is rather skinny or fat looking but can pull off great moments of strength. often confused with invisa-muscles

look at peter, he just lifted that girl right off the ground. he looks so skinny he must have some invisable muscles

by litterdud September 25, 2010

irritable bow-wow syndrome

A condition in older dogs where they get real grumpy and and get aggravated easily.

My old dog who has continuous arthritic pain is always grumpy and suffers from irritable bow-wow syndrome.

by weasel990 July 11, 2010

ignitables

Anything within reason that can be burned with a satisfying result.

Hey man, what kind of ignitables do we have for the bonfire tonight?

Two Christmas trees, an oil soaked mannequin, and William Shatner's toupee.

Radical!

by Tmac02892 June 22, 2011

irritable scowl syndrome

A common ailment afflicting misanthropic people. Symptoms include dirty looks, sarcasm, belittling and sighs of disgust.

I'm sorry I seem like a bitch, I suffer from irritable scowl syndrome... asshole.

by Slewbert March 16, 2014