infatustration

frustrated you aren't infatuated with anyone and no is infatuated with you...

Or you are infatuated with someone and they aren't infatuated with you

Or someone's infatuated with you and you aren't with them...

Danni "i so wish someone was infatuated with me, life's more fun then...argh" *screams in infatustration"

by Danni---the hooker from hell June 11, 2006

infuct

To infect someone with a sexually transmitted disease (STD). A combination of the words infect and fuck.

Sheila decided to retire from her job as a prostitute after someone infucted her with herpes.

by mirror-noir July 27, 2009

Infatu-Hater

A hater who hates so much he/she seems to be obsessed with you.

Infatu-hater: Fuck you, you successful bitch.

Hatee: Who are you?

Infatu-Hater: *commits suicide*

by Panajelli May 3, 2010

Infant Chunk

(in-fuh-nt chuhngk)

1. a thick mass of a person who is relatively worthless, therefore similar to a child in their early stages of development
2. a piece of an infant which tends to fly off when it is kicked

1. Don't worry about it, They're all infant chunks.
2. She makes me so mad I want to kick infants and make her dodge the infant chunks

by inut95 December 7, 2010

suburban infant

a person who is immature, and a puzzy chick or dude from the suburban parts of town. A cry baby. A mooch. An alcoholic. A name droper. A newb. A homie with no lyfe.

Got a friend that drains your money and still lives with mommy and daddy? totallyyyy a suburban infant.

"FRIENDS DON"T LET FRIENDS BE SUBURBAN INFANTZ."

by [crazy marta bus woman] May 18, 2008

Infantryman

A cold blooded killer with a fucked up sense of humor. They're not only fearless but fight with a grin on their face

A sadist kills for fun, a mercenary kills for money, but an infantryman, he kills for both.

by 11b4lyfe January 7, 2019

myocardial infarction

1)death of myocardium following ischemia, usually due to an occlusion of the coronary artery (MI)

2)a term to simultaneously communicate "heart attack" and "i am pompous"

i know what an MI is. im an arrogant premed.

by david January 3, 2004