imightbestupidsometimes

imightbestupidsometimes is a tiktok account owned by an anonymous person. They are a total mystery

Have you heard of imightbestupidsometimes? Yeah they’re so mysterious

by I’m very confused at the momen December 22, 2020

The Illegal Immigrant Fart

The act in which a woman farts normally; but instead of it traveling out into the crisp air for proper fermentation, it travels into the vagina with no greeting or documentation ready at the time of entry. The fart is then blown back out and deported as a queef. Afterwards, there is usually a sense of serious pain and regret for one's own existence. A want for a shower also usually follows.

"Wow, something stinks around here. It must be The Illegal Immigrant Fart because it smells like fish and shit."

by QuenchingQueefer June 6, 2022

Arizona Immigration Law SB1070

A law that makes a ton of sense yet people are still bitching about it. Mainly illegals.

Guy: Dude, Arizona Immigration Law SB1070 actually makes sense

Illegal: It's wrong!!

Guy: Pussy.

by CthulhuCalls April 30, 2010

internet immigrant

Someone who has not grown up with the current technology.

"I wasn't born here; I travelled to these shores of technology. I'm an internet immigrant."

by Rose of Malice January 9, 2009

IMMOGBNR

Acronym standing for "I miss my old girlfriend, but not really." Used to express nostalgia for a girl you used to date, when you're dating someone much better.

Guy 1: Even though she's much better, immogbnr.
Guy 2: Stop reading Dinosaur Comics so much.

by Secundus May 27, 2008

imming

The act of sending instant messanges to another person.

He kept imming me with Einstein quotes.

by Brett O'Connor May 11, 2004

imminent global apocalypse

Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.

What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.

Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?

No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008