effective immediately

Basically it means, you do this shit right now or you suffer the punitive consequences!

Also, do wtf I said and do it right now.

The following expectations are non-negotiable. Effective immediately. Please advise.

by BigPapiCreams April 6, 2022

Recto-cranial Immersion

The Neo-Con malady of having your head encased firmly in your rectum, thereby preventing you from seeing reality and having to base yourself only on what your leaders say.

Anyone who believes that Iraq had WMD's suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.

by Kay_ieee June 11, 2005

immense

A word wich describes something as something. For example...
i love cheese immensly!
u are immense dude!
you are immensly evil, bob.
IMMENSE!

Doag:hey dude
Rag:sup?
Doag:not much rag.
Rag: hey guess what?! i got tickets to the ballay!
Doag: immense dude, immense.

by Monkey killing sheep who will come once again to show u all the true way!!! January 29, 2005

Immediate Likeage

Immediate Likeage (n): When a friend posts a status update, photo, relationship status, etc, and you like it within an embarrassingly short amount of time, marking yourself permanently as some sort of Facebook stalker.

Facebook Newsfeed:

Gina Ferguson and Nicholas Sullivan are in a relationship.

(47 seconds later) Mallory Peterson likes this.

Gina: Good lord. Cool it with the immediate likeage.

Mallory: Sorry, my Facebook stalking threshold is high today.

by malexb714 September 20, 2011

immersive

when the graphics are so high tier and non janked that you are immersed in gameplay

wallen: squad is so immersive
janky street weed smoker: yes i play squad on lows and i get very immersed
wallen: YOU SAID YOU PLAY ON LOWS!!!?

by FaZe Adolf March 9, 2021

Immediately

Something mrs Bradford says....

Immediately pull out your daily reading records.

by LittleNemo2307 September 17, 2018

Immersion Blender

A Sexual Act where a male defecates into someones mouth, and then proceeds to receive oral sex from the person while they old the stool in their mouth. Effectively blending up the stool into a fine pulp.

I got stool all over my member because i did an Immersion Blender on this chick

by feji August 21, 2010