You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed

You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

by Cloyde December 8, 2017

ikea

best furniture store ever. most of the stuff there is from europe and designed by euorpeans. makes taking your stuff home easy because they use the flat packing method.

i just easily brought my t.v. entertainment center home thaks to ikeas flat packing

by skin May 18, 2005

Mike-and-Ikey

(Adj.) The gastronomic compensation of continuous stimulation of the "old factory". In terms of "Mike-and-Ikey" It is the successive contrast (or fatigue) of sweet, salt, sour, bitter, and umami, with the physical adaptation of chewing the gummie candy.

"I turn around and see that Edward is eating a bag of Mike-and-Ikes."

"How are thoes Mike and Ikes treating ya'?"

"Their Mike-and-Ikey"

by TheJerseyGiggleBunny September 8, 2009

IKEA SYNDROME

When you realise life is like a Product from IKEA, your given instructions from the start but still have no friggen idea what your doing at the end of it all...

Girl: So why arent u doing anything?
Guy: I have IKEA syndrome and im shit at understanding instructions,sooooo if your not going to pick up an allan key and help me build this thing please go away and make me a sandwich.

Girl: I just want you to get out of bed, Do you need an allan key for that?

Guy:Argghhh

by iamcorey May 20, 2010

IKEA

A large furniture store that sells affordable Swedish crap.

John: One of the legs from that table I bought at IKEA broke today.
Juan: Meh, it cost only $15, and you got a year out of it.

by Jrayk December 11, 2008

IKYABWAI

I Know You Are But What Am I

by Flamin Homer April 30, 2003

ikea bitch

A girl that doesn't have her shit put together. Can't hold a job, pay bills or other basic grown up shit. Dirty ass car, apartment and usually on something.

That Ikea bitch is in such disarray she got evicted and her car was repossessed again.

by UpOnMySack May 11, 2018