iDirt

iDirt is any Apple product that you buy that is unnecessary, soon-to-be-obsolete, and is essentially the equivalent of burying your money in the ground.

Consumer #1: I just blew $600 on Apple's latest.
Consumer #2: What did you get this time?
Consumer #3: Oh, just some iDirt for my iTrees.

by Mike P. Grant, esq August 2, 2007

Idontgiveafucksbian

1st: Persons who do not care much about a sexual life or relationships.

2nd: Persons who believe love is love, that you fall in love with whoever it may be. This also being all definitions of love be it a sexual relationship or a simple friendship with no sexual meaning.

Instead of being straight, gay, or lesbian your a idontgiveafucksbian.

by Chris Fajitas June 4, 2011

Idot

When you miss that second I in "Idiot".

Typo of the century.

Person 1: DONALD TRUMP IS A FREAKIN IDOT
Person 2: Idot?

Person 1: IDIOT*
Person 2: No, I like Idot better.

by P.A.E.S. January 29, 2017

Idontusuallydothisitis

A terrible case of denial in which a woman claims that she isn't a whore. This illness usually occurs after said woman has just picked up a random guy at a bar and taken him to her home late in the evening. The most obvious symptom of the illness is when the woman claims to have never been in such a situation just prior to performing a sexual act on the guy.

Shortly after meeting her in the bar and just before fucking her mouth pussy, Lucy told me she wasn't normally the type of girl to do things like this. At first I thought maybe she was serious but after fisting her asshole, I knew she had a terrible case of idontusuallydothisitis.

by tactrash May 13, 2008

idot

an idot a variation of the word idiot, which means a stupid person, yet it can be taken as a compliment when used in certain ways such as comparing u to certain people that begin with a T.

1: "I can show you the idot" - Aladdin

2: "oh wow, what a ping-spoofing idot" -Yashua

by the yuutie August 20, 2019

IDOTS

International day of the sock. February 1st of every year.
The most outrageous, funky socks must be worn and preferably with photographic evidence given.

Mike: Dude, I'm totally ready for IDOTS!
Jim: You washed out your w@nking sock then?

by jam_spoons January 24, 2011

idot

wjen yoiu cnat typee

stiop being a idot

by reorders December 30, 2018