The IRS, also known as the Involuntary Robbery System, is a government corporation that makes you calculate your own taxes, pay half your income as taxes, and even if you get a tiny little inaccuracy in that calculation, you go bye bye to jail for "tax fraud"

"yo steve, he got sent to jail by the IRS for getting his calculation wrong by 4 cents, ya heard?"

the IRS by boeing747800 April 15, 2025

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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

single-letter difference between God and the IRS by QuacksO November 25, 2018

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Robert Irsay

The slimiest bastard ever to own a football team. Irsay moved the Baltimore Colts in the middle of the night without telling anyone to Indianapolis. Irsay stole Baltimore's team and forced many Baltimoreans to grow up without a team for over ten years. Irsay can go to hell.

Robert Irsay: It's my goddamn team!
Baltimore: You can't just steal a team in the middle of the night you cunt! REMEMBER THE MAYFLOWER!

Robert Irsay by bmorefan88 November 19, 2009

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irsya

A cute person. She is beatiful and a kidn person.she is the perfect one. A mand that had her in their life is the luckiest person in the world.

Omg you are the luckiest person because your name is irsya

irsya by Ichx January 9, 2018

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