iPad 

If you compare it with Android tablets, then you will see iPad is a completely useless tablet computer that you can only play games with it.

A: Hey you got a Galaxy Note 10.1, I bet yours is not as smooth as my iPad 4

B: I have got real multitasking and a s-pen to ease print-screen, UI as smooth as iPad, how about yours?

A: ... Hell no, multitasking will slow your Note down, we don't need that anyway.

B: Android devices are ready for everything, yours is just ready for you to game on.

iPad by HKwan March 30, 2013

iPad 

Apple's newest production. It's sure to restructure education and the way we read.

Adam: I can't wait to get my new iPad! I'm going to be so cool! Now people won't make fun of me for reading books!

Jack: Yeah! Now they'll just call you an Apple Geek which is WAY better than a bookworm!

iPad by Applegeek January 27, 2010

Ipad 

1. The word someone uses for an mp3 player when:
A) they think the name for an mp3 player made by Apple is an Ipad
B) they think that every mp3 player is made by Apple

2. A patch that you may use to cover your eyes for various reasons. It is sometimes used mistakenly by people trying to refer to mp3 players.

1. "whoa! dude, why do you have three ipads? don't you only need one?"

2. "No, I need to cover both of my eyes, and my pirate friend needs one too."

Ipad by 1_uca March 13, 2005

iPad 

A revolutionary tablet designed by Apple with a slick interface. It fits the gap between the iPhone and the MacBook.

I like checking e-mail on the couch with my iPad.

iPad by Stozball January 27, 2010

iPad 

The electronic tampon (commonly referred to as an iPad) is a very crappy sanitary napkin for women with web browsing capabilities. The tampon should not be confused with a real computer, as computers actually have a keyboard, an x86 or x86_64 processor and upgradability.

The tampon is designed specifically for two kinds of women, poor ones and stupid ones. The poor ones buy the tampon because they cannot afford a real computer, the stupid ones buy the tampon because they either don't know how to use a real computer or mistake the tampon for a real computer.

The tampon is a plague among us and must be stopped. The tampon is taking away marketshare from real computers including Apple's Mac's. The tampon is destroying the computer industry and hurting software developers like myself who choose to develop for COMPUTERS, NOT TOYS.

The tampon does have one good use, as a woman's sanitary napkin.

Julian from Family Guy no doubt owns an iPad.

iPad by iBoy2G October 5, 2012

iPad 

The Reason why my Brother has no girlfriend

Me: Hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet

Brother: *beep boop bop*

Me: BRO
Brother: Get out of my room I’m playing Minecraft pocket edition on my IPad

iPad by Chill_ February 23, 2019

iPad 

The reason my brother doesn’t have a girlfriend

Me: hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet
Brother: *beep boop bop*
Me: BRO
Brother: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION ON MY IPAD!!

iPad by Chill_ February 23, 2019