iPad

A sanitary pad that contains an embedded MP3 player.

Ann Coulter loved it when her time of the month came around and she could listen to tunes on her iPad.

by Cuntoleezza Rice October 23, 2009

iPawn

Like the term "mindless pawn", an iPawn is any foolish and ignorant individual that buys everything Apple comes out with, without first seeing if anything else is better. Simply put, these people seem to have an "iFetish". They only pay for the "i", not the technology. Closely related to an "iTard" or a "Mactard". iPawns, Mactards, and iTards contribute to the rapid decay of western society.

iPawns are the embodiment of corporate slavery.

by Leo Russell December 24, 2008

iPanic

The extream state or worry and anxiety caused by the fear that the overly priced Apple products may be lost, stolen, or broken.

Adam: Dude Jeff is going into iPanic mode
James: Why?
Adam: He dropped his new iPhone in the pool and its not turning on.

by CalPolyBrooks August 22, 2009

iPadicitis

A disease involving an inexplicable craving over and acquiring of Apple's iPad even though the sufferer already has about 12 other gadgets that are able to do the same thing. Typical symptoms include excessive tweeting or blogging about it, as well as downloading apps before one even receives the device. Diehard Apple fanatics and wannabe pseudo-geeks are particularly susceptible.

Joe's iPadicitis was so bad, his past 226 tweets were about the iPad and when he was ever going to finally install all the apps he'd downloaded.

by zealophile April 9, 2010

June Iparis

One of the strongest and bad-assest female character you'll ever read.

June Iparis from Legend (by Marie Lu)

by xliamafx August 24, 2016

iPad

A piece of technology from Apple Inc. that's less functional than a laptop and less portable than an iPhone. Lacking any features that aren't already done better by other devices such as the Amazon Kindle, the iPad is considered the best way to waste $499 in 2010!

I would have bought an iPad, but I have an IQ of more than 60 and don't drool over a piece of technology just because Apple says it's good.

by daj198 January 28, 2010

IPad Kid

A child usually between the age of 4 to 12. This child is known to respond rudely and was raised on technology. They definitely know how to hack the government. Meant as either a genuine description of a child or an insult.

"Man get off your ipad, you IPad Kid!"

by Treasurer of Kurtistown July 7, 2021