iPawn

Like the term "mindless pawn", an iPawn is any foolish and ignorant individual that buys everything Apple comes out with, without first seeing if anything else is better. Simply put, these people seem to have an "iFetish". They only pay for the "i", not the technology. Closely related to an "iTard" or a "Mactard". iPawns, Mactards, and iTards contribute to the rapid decay of western society.

iPawns are the embodiment of corporate slavery.

by Leo Russell December 24, 2008

iPAiNTFACE

To skillfully apply, bruises, cuts and blemishes on the face of the opponent. To turn the opponents face into an easle

I go hard in the ring. iPAiNTFACE, that's what I do. Look at his face all busted up, another Masterpeice

by BLK BLiZZARD November 13, 2013

iawno

I don't know.

Also, 'awno' is an alternate/truncated spelling.

Floyd: 'Yo Vic what are you doin for dinner?'

Victor: 'Hmm iawno man, what are you feelin?'

Floyd: 'You wanna order some wings?'

Victor: 'I could fucks with some wings right now.'

by four1111s August 17, 2011

iPanic

The extream state or worry and anxiety caused by the fear that the overly priced Apple products may be lost, stolen, or broken.

Adam: Dude Jeff is going into iPanic mode
James: Why?
Adam: He dropped his new iPhone in the pool and its not turning on.

by CalPolyBrooks August 22, 2009

iPwned

Getting charged a ridiculous fee by Cingular for using your Apple iPhone.

Guy 1: WTF?! I just got charged $3000 for using my iPhone during my trip to Europe!

Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned

by MJMizzle September 6, 2007

ipwnstar4hire

Known as the sexiest man alive, prefers the pattiecake and gets the hoes on a daily basis.

BossBeastipwnstar4hire

by LoyalSub January 7, 2012

Ipwn

To pull out an iphone, or superior phone in front of others with lesser phones.

Timmy was showing everyone his new Sidekick, when Ryan came up and Ipwned him in front of everyone.

by Ryan Levi June 16, 2008