Tipton, Iowa

A very small town in easter iowa. It has lots of stuff to do, but there is rarely anything to do there. It's that boring that that last sentence would drive everybody there insane.

"Dude, I'm bored. I feel like I'm in Tipton, Iowa."

by D. Savage December 22, 2008

Iowan

Someone from the state of Iowa

Luke:"He's an Iowan, because he lives in Iowa"

Mr.Anal "wow no way!"

by Luke Johnson, Iowan February 23, 2005

Iowan

Any really kool giant that lives in the
area of the U.S. 90° to 96° W and 40° to 43° N

Also the adjective describing something from that area.

That 7-ft tall gal must be Iowan.

by Bandita Chinchilla March 18, 2009

Newton, Iowa

A glorious little shit hole in Central Iowa, well known for not having anything to do, not having any place to work, and having lots of weed. If you live in Newton, Iowa, you are either addicted to drugs, too poor to move to a better place, or an old, retired person. Newton, Iowa offers a variety of activities for young people to do, such as smoke weed, drive around town for six hours with no destination (sometimes while smoking weed), go to the roller skating rink (if you're 12), smoke weed, attend one of the 50 churches, eat fast food, smoke weed, have unprotected sex with multiple partners (at once or separately), go bowling, or cook meth, just to name them all. Newton, Iowa also has a fairly new race track, so now everything is just FUCKING DANDY! You can't smoke a race track, so very few Newton teens enjoy it. Newton, Iowa is 30 miles away from everything. Avoid this town like the plague.

Welcome to Newton, Iowa. We hope you brought something to do.

Man 1: "Where are you from?"
Man 2: "Newton, Iowa."
Man 1: "Sucks to be you, man."
Man 2: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm so baked right now."

by hodgepodge April 23, 2012

Iowa

A state that quietly grows corn and takes care of its own affairs. Residents think Des Moines compares to New York.

Iowa...Corn Capital and Fun Times of the World

by Mosaic October 7, 2006

iwatobi swim club

that gay swimming anime

person: I'm a member of that swim club with the abs and the speedos, we're the iwatobi swim club!

by the monster above your bed November 20, 2013

Earlham Iowa

Pretty much the best place on Earth and is full of some potheads and a lot corn. The school is full of only badasses and kicks VM ass on the reg.

"hey ya know Earlham, the motherfuckers are dope."
"Ya they kick VM's ass"
"Earlham Iowa is great"

by Nebraskasucks October 31, 2018