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5 Finger Intervention

An intervention in the schrute family. It consists of ( in this order) :
Awareness
Education
Control
Acceptance
Punching
Person 1 is an alcoholic. They become aware of what they are. Education about it. Controlling it. Accepting it and then Punching. 5 Finger Intervention
by MiniStig1 July 9, 2010
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divine intervention

when the hand of god comes down from heaven to stop motherfuckin bullets
by jules October 12, 2003
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intervention

when a group of friends get together to help out another friend who has a problem, like drugs, manic depression, beating his wife, etc. usually involves an informal get-together during which the friends all sit down and talk with the person having problems.
im calling a cookout next saturday for jim, its gonna be his intervention: he's gotta stop doing meth and hurting his children.

i will never forget how my friends held an intervention for me and got me off crack. i owe my life to them
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intraview

to communicate to others by asking yourself a question and then answering it. often used by coaches and athletes after big games
The coach gave this intraview in assessing his team's play: "Was our defense up to par? Yes. Did we fix our offensive line problems? Yes. Was it good enough to win? Well, not tonight."
by benjasdad-2000 December 17, 2008
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Divine Jewish Intervention

When an unexplainable occurrence (aka miracle) happens causing/allowing one to save money.

Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....
"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!"

"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"
by Daniel9787 February 26, 2009
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intervesting

Internet investing - investing of one's money with an investment company on the internet or online as opposed to sitting in an office with an investment adviser.
I found it so interesting that I was able to buy my mutual funds online today, Internet investing is so easy. I think intervesting is for me!
by theWebNut May 9, 2016
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intervided

Intervided: Definition
When you destroy someone and intervide them because they are garbage and is a newgen
Bro, I just intervided this dumb random hes so bad!
by cannedpotato123s July 9, 2022
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