im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.

stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?

by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022

IM Police

The IM Police is a self-appointed task force of suck-ups, out to rid the world of working-from-home slackers. They constantly refresh IM contact lists, looking for idle timers that exceed three seconds.

Unfortunately, their sleuth skills are very limited and usually lead to debacular accusations. They make Barney Fife look like a supercop in comparison.

Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Uh, can you explain why you went idle for 12 seconds just now? If you are working from home, you need to be working.

Abe: I'm on vacation, you pwned nitwit.

Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Oh... uh... see any good movies lately?

by moraleboatanchor March 27, 2013

im down with that

1) im okay with that
2) im all for that
3) okay
4) heck yes
5) im totally fine with that
6) yeh i want to do that im okay with it

Morgan: do you want to go get some sushi

Katie: Im down with that!!

by Katiewatermelon June 21, 2008

im feeling myself

Like when some one is enjoying what/how they look

Ouuu, I'm feeling myself today

Im feeling myself: Enjoying how that person looks today

by .........123456789 August 27, 2017

Im cooming

A person who says this when he jerks/masterbates so hard he starts ejaculating coom while watching porn on his windows 7.

AAAAAA Fackkkk !!!!!!!Immmm Im cooming !!!!! oh FAck ItS EveRyWhere!!

by Ancientbluesky December 1, 2020

im dying

if your dying you shuld be calling a ambulance not be here så bye

help im dying

well that sad

by abcde62 September 16, 2019

im just a hole

when someone is so attractive, you belittle yourself to be just a fleshlight for them to fuck.

Girl 1 : Oh my god, hes so hot.
Girl 2 : IM JUST A HOLE, SIR.

by OOPKID August 25, 2018