I’m sleep

When someone says something crazy or mad dumb and you just 🛌🚶🏽 ♀️😂

Or someone’s wack opinion gets put out and you just 🛌

My brother blocked me.
Why?
I sent an image of my booty to him on accident.
I’m sleep bru

Or

I’m better than you at 2k
What!?! I’m sleep 😐

by Abominal beast February 5, 2021

I’m not like other girls

A girl who does one or more of the following and says she’s different because of this
-enjoys eating
-watches Netflix

-doesn’t go to parties
-plays video games
-likes reading (especially horror or mystery)
-doesn’t like skirts or dresses or crop tops
-listens to old music
-listens to Billie eilish
-wears checkered vans
-wears band t shirts
-were only black
-doesn’t wear makeup
-only wears makeup for themself

Girl 1: Is it just me, or am I the only one who actually would rather eat a pizza than go on a diet?
Person 1: literally everyone would rather eat pizza
Girl 1: I guess I’m not like other girls

by FreshestAvocado April 19, 2019

I'm So Fucked Up

What you say when you just masturbated to completion regarding anything you deem as immoral or are disgusted by now looking back on it.

Person fapping to a girl in a coma, just completed: *raises hand, palm faced upward with semen all over* I'm so fucked up.

by Evangelion Fan 02 November 7, 2019

i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

I’m fine

Used to cover up how you actually feel... you want people to believe your okay when you’re actually dying inside and have no where to go

Person 1- hey, how are you??

Person to-hey, I’m fine

Person 1- good to hear that

by Triple3a November 26, 2017

I'm so fucking bored

A four word phrase typed into google search when one finds they have nothing to do and has had nothing to do for a long period of time. I'm so fucking bored is more commonly searched by teenager, specifically males who are out of things to do during the months of summer vacation.

You: "I'M SO FUCKING BORED"
Google: I'm sorry there are no search results for "i'm so fucking bored". Did you mean "I want to shoot myself"?

by Indierockandroll August 13, 2010

I'm down

When you agree with someone. Mainly used to agree to do something.

Do you want to eat ramen at 4 in the morning? "I'm down"

by That's pretty spicy December 12, 2018